Name: Muriel’s Wedding
Running Time (minutes): 106
Description: Muriel finds life in Porpoise Spit, Australia, dull and spends her days alone in her room listening to Abba music and dreaming of her wedding day. Slight problem, Muriel has never had a date. Then she steals some money to go on a tropical vacation, meets a wacky friend, changes her name to Mariel, and turns her world upside down.
Stars: Toni Collette, Rachel Griffiths and Bill Hunter
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance
At first, I thought I wasn’t going to like it. Then, I began to enjoy the incredibly cute and juicy Australian accents, but the stupidity of Muriel’s marriage obsession quickly started to annoy me and the fact that she even loved a fake marriage is totally absurd. The film also had some severe pacing problems and you just know that the audio description is bad when you suddenly realise that the person you thought had cancer doesn’t have cancer at all (the fact that the two protagonists’ voices were sometimes interchangable didn’t help either). Also, what kind of a mother is totallly okay with the fact that her daughter taking all the family’s money? The only thing I really found entertaining about the whole story was the father’s romance with Deidre and Rhonda was really cool too, about the only normal person in this entire movie. Oh look, now Muriel’s mother died. How tragic. What’s going to be next, will Rhonda give the remaining stupid characters a smack and ask the director why this film was released to the public? Oh no, hang on, the fake lovers have to fall in love first. No, wait, they’re breaking up and Muriel who was Mariel just became Muriel again. Oh, for the love of God, this has to be the worst film I’ve ever seen. Even The Last Airbender was better!
The score mostly consisted of aimless chords, but there was one exception: an ABBA song arranged for synth choir, but some chords could definitely have been better. All the songs made me feel pretty nostalgic, though.